L.A.! L.A.! In the desert there is fire burnin' In the water there are big fish turnin' LA lady won't you come home with me into the bathroom for unspeakable things the party last night was quite contagious in deep water sharks are very dangerous LA! Find keepers makes me wanna play Bahama mama you take my mind away Level me with inconsistency Dissect this song cause everything is wrong LA! Oh come here... Find me a pony cause I like to ride Open the door when it's nice outside Open your eyes to the dynamite Unplug the breaker to the Christmas lights! The day is over back to bed again Tomorrow morning we'll be right again Liar liar put your pants on tighter Liar liar put your socks up high LA!